With the arrival of Dale Winton and Danny Baker to complement Fernando Alonso, Johnny Depp and Danny Dyer, our new look midfield is complete. I know it probably leaves Scott of the Antarctic completely frozen out, but we have to move with the times, as does Jose Maria Olazabal who may tire of football and take up a completely new career if rumours are to be believed.
It may have ruffled a few feathers but Sky's lack of knowledge of anything meaningful outside the Premiership did make me laugh out loud. Had Dale Jennings indeed chosen Charlton over Bayern Munich, that would have been news indeed, but normal order was restored soon enough, and our very own new look all star midfield will hopefully be able to provide Sean Wright Phillips and Melvin Hayes with all the ammunition they can handle. Now I know Messrs Winton and Baker haven't actually signed yet, but hey, let's not let facts get in the way of a good story :-)