You really should see the article in the Currant Bun, about our magnificently talented young midfield maestro Josh. Apparently worth £700,000, which made me laugh out loud. Our young hero has said that he has a clause in his contract, which states that any new deal must at least pay him what he is being paid now, £1,200 per week according to Wapping's finest. If he doesn't get it, there is a clause in his contract that allows him to leave on a free transfer.
Erm - now I don't wish to urinate in anyone's custard here, but all the information available states that his contract expires at the end of next month. You have to admire the workrate of his agent though, in finding superstar in the making Josh, a new home befitting of his burgeoning talent.
For those of you in need of a smile, read the "story" here. You will need to scroll halfway down to see it. Not exactly the most prominent story, but then again, Josh is a modest young man, with much to be modest about.